clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

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then press shift + F3

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congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever

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theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

(Source: thesmuttypirate)

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kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

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dippersnipnops:

sixpenceee:

lianneyy:

sixpenceee:

Japanese researchers on the Antarctic caught a humanoid-looking creature on camera. The creature is 30 meters height, all white with humanoid looking face.  A huge part of the Atlantic researchers share that they have witnessed humanoids with flippers and fins similar looking to a mermaid. In 2007 google blowed the network, releasing a picture of the whale-like creature that appeared in the south regions of Antarctica.

Since then, many versions try to explain the existence of the being. None had succeeded completely. The first 2 pictures are actual footage, the last one is an artists drawing of what it may look like. This beast is called the NINGEN. 

you know what I think?

oh my god best response to my post

The second picture looks like

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morganlindsay97:

thisbecjc:

The adorable moment when that’s his real life boyfriend.

OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!! HOLY CRAP 

That’s so cute

(Source: bigbangtheory-gifs)

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calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

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igbarriga2:

before watching madoka magica

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after watching madoka magica

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gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny

R U SERIOUS

there are 3 kinds of ppl

i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

OMGGGGGGGGG

here we go again

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estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

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the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox:

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

i would be his prom date

(Source: 666clit)

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